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- Pulling the shade down all over the place
- My birthday is on FRIDAY!
- School T, Finger T, Latrice T
- Dear Miss Matthra
I was writhing in pain when you were talking about cutting the end of your finger with that X-acto knife. That shit must have hurt! New Skin works great though. I use it all the time.
I agree with you about dealing with rude employees. I try to be nice and polite to everyone I encounter, but if someone wants to give me attitude or be rude, I’m not afraid to let them have it. I’m not here to make friends; I’m here to conduct business!
And I swear when you were saying you “fight back with that tip” I thought you said “fight back with that tit.” I was trying to picture you swinging your titty around and hitting someone with it!
Oh, and I loved your advice to the gay doctor. His daughter sounds like a complete cunt. What an ungrateful bitch! NOBODY needs to have a $100,000 wedding. That’s obscene. Let the bitch pay for it herself if that’s what she wants. My sister got married a couple of years ago and I think they spent about $250 total on the wedding. That’s called doing it Mormon style. They had the reception in the church gymnasium with decorations bought at Hobby Lobby, and they served Hawaiian Punch and cookies to the guests. That’s my kind of wedding. Fuck all that fancy shit. In my opinion, that’s the one thing the Mormons do right.